Ansim Quotes

 You know, I should mind my own business, but it’s so boring compared to other people’s!
Info-Chan, probably

 I’m not great with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Yui, probably

 If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor, dying.
Kokona, probably

 Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me, little red gremlin?
Saki Miyu, about Yui Rio

 Haruto may be an utter wanker, but he is one of us.
Riku Soma, about Haruto Yuto

 I’m going to copy and paste my rival into a word document AND THEN DELETE THEM
Ayano, probably

 Honestly, I hate being here. They are SO weird!
Musume Ronshaku, about literally anyone and everyone, ever.

 I’ll take a tall glass of justice on the rocks.
Kuroko, probably

 Tube socks? What is this, 1974?
Horuda, talking about Musume and the rest of the bullies

 Fear is consciousness plus life. Regret is an attempt to avoid what has already happened. Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp.
Shiromi, probably

 Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.
Chojo, probably

 You have always been my most loyal friend, Kuu. I know you’re not a hugger, but if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.
Midori Gurin, to Kuu Dere

 If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
Kuu Dere

 Sometimes a crime of passion is not realizing the passion in time. While other times the crime is not seeing the world as it is. But most crimes of passion are actually a crime.
Megami, to Ayano

 There’s more to life than books, you know. But not much more.
Kuu Dere

 I wear black on the outside because black is how I feel on the inside.
Oka Ruto, probably

 You think that disapproving glare works on me after after all the times I’ve seen it?
Ayano Aishi, to the student council

 I am a Ferrari, ok? And you don’t keep a Ferrari in the garage.
Musume, probably

 I’m a child of the internet. I can’t live without my dank memes
Info-Chan

 It’s supposed to hurt. It’s science.
Kaga Kusha, probably

 I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.
Shin Higaku

 I, myself, am strange and unusual.
Oka Ruto, probably

 Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.
Kokona Haruka, probably

 Wow, your music taste is so good.
Miyuji Shan, to herself

 I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.
Osoro Shidesu, probably

 In high school, people were like, ‘What are your top 3 colleges?’ I was like, top 3 colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.
Oka Ruto, probably

 Okay, what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That’s okay, right?
Ayano Aishi, probably

 Suddenly I… wish I was reading my own name.
Oka Ruto, while reading obituaries

 No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye!
Yui Rio, to practically everyone

 What’s this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad, for another person? Is that a thing? Am I going crazy?
Ayano Aishi, after meeting Senpai

 Oh, don’t be so dramatic. That’s my thing and if you take it away from me I will kill myself and then you.
Kizana Sunobu, probably