I’ve got 99 problems and more keep piling up.
Ravenclaw
Hey I can be serious to- OH MY GOD A PUPPY.
Hufflepuff (via shitthehousessay)
I COULD NOT AGREE MORE!!
ALL ABOARD THE PARTY BUS!!!!
—Zero (the [other] Ravenclaw)
Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating.
—Gryffindor to Slytherin
God, so many but I have to go with Nothing Left To Say by Imagine Dragons. Makes me cry every time.
-Mel (the Slytherin)
Misery Business by Paramore. Scars to You’re Beautiful by Alessia Cara. Plenty of others.
-Mel (the Slytherin)
So many good ones. Scars to You’re Beautiful by Alessia Cara. Human by Rag n Bone Man. So Fast, So Maybe by K Flay. Nothing Left to Say by Imagine Dragons. How Far We’ve Come by Matchbox 20. So many others.
-Mel (the Slytherin)
With or Without You by U2.
-Mel (the Slytherin)
Remember that all sentences must have a noun, a verb, and the phrase ‘foolish mortals.’
—Slytherin
Alright, I’ve decided it’s been long enough that I’m opening my Instagram back up for those who want to follow. I don’t think the person from last time will be back and I don’t want to punish all you amazing people because of one person. My handle is melthewriterchick.
(Also side note, my mother in law started a catfishing blog- she catfishes people who try to catfish her- so if that’s something you’re in to you should go follower her @catfishcorner )
-Mel (the Slytherin)
Just keep upgrading until you can steamroll the enemy.
Ravenclaw on video games (via shitthehousessay)
I’m a literal sugar mom; I’m the mom friend who buys everyone sugary foods.
Hufflepuff
Half the time I want to just grab you and kiss you and sometimes I’m like ‘Ha ha! Highfive!’
Slytherin in a relationship (via shitthehousessay)
Sticks and stones may break my bones but *voice cracking* words will hurt forever.
Hufflepuff after being insulted (via shitthehousessay)
Oh, I’m single. Single by choice… just not my choice.
Hufflepuff (via shitthehousessay)
Clever as the devil and twice as pretty.
Gryffindor about Ravenclaw
Oh, I have a medical condition, alright! It’s called caring too much. And it’s incurable!
Hufflepuff to any of the other houses (via shitthehousessay)
I don’t even have blood in my veins anymore. It’s just coffee.
Ravenclaw
I wore this outfit yesterday, but I’m going different places today… so it’s okay.
Gryffindor
Sly, would you put some pants on? I find it weird that I have to ask you twice.
Ravenclaw
My eating habits range from supermodel yoga enthusiast to hungry unsupervised child in a candy store.
Slytherin
But ‘just friends’ don’t look at each other like that.
Hufflepuff about Slytherin and Ravenclaw
Hold on. I’ve gotta overthink about it.
Hufflepuff
The best revenge is to improve yourself.
Ravenclaw
My only desire is to enrich myself with new exciting thoughts.
Ravenclaw
My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all.
Slytherin
Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever.
Hufflepuff
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a sandwich and I am not sharing it with you.
Hufflepuff to Gryffindor
It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.
Slytherin
I’m not actually funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Ravenclaw
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
Ravenclaw
Spread love as thick as you would Nutella.
Hufflepuff
This Christmas instead of gifts I’m giving everyone my opinions… get excited.
Ravenclaw
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread.
Slytherin when they’re sad
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re good at this and I can respect that.
Gryffindor
You better show greater care with these books than you do with your appearance.
Ravenclaw to Slytherin
What do you mean I have to sleep every night? That seems like a horribly inefficient use of my time.
Ravenclaw
Stars are marvelous without trying. So are you.
Hufflepuff to Slytherin
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